As Tomás from that problematic show has said:

Where’s your mech, dude? Can’t have a Japanese girlfriend if you don’t pilot a mech, smh.
being really good at drifting your dad’s tofu delivery car works too.
im going to make you my plaything nigga
Thats a very good idea.
im going to rape you nigga
Step 1: move to Japan. Step 2: get down on your knees and beg every single woman you meet to be your girlfriend. Statistically it has to work eventually.
Honestly the odds will be better than you’d think
I’m afraid Cloudfare is blocking me from viewing that. Cloudfare doesn’t like me, but to be fair the feeling is mutual.
I was able to look at it, and that is amazing! I’m not used to finding out there is an anime for an offhand joke I make but now I wanna read it…
this is dank nigga lets rape a cub together





