Maybe novices.

DO NOT skip step 5. It is VERY IMPORTANT.

Is the laptop cooling ok with the lid closed? Or do you crack it open when actually in use?

Lmao I guess I should start by reading the community rules.

If you post something to a federated platform, it is literally never deleted. There is no privacy to be gained from deleting posts from the fediverse.

Some people think that keeping a community laser focused attracts more readers through quality. It’s an ideal that I respect, but I’ve never really observed that to be true in reality.

If you’re reading this @HybridSarcasm@lemmy.hybridsarcasm.xyz consider this my polite feedback that I completely get what you’re trying to accomplish but you might be working harder than you need to be.

Can you expand on this? Why do you think this?

Does this break all the various security features that are the reason to use Signal in the first place?

When was the last time you heard about a large government computer outage? (I don’t count the VA because that’s broken on purpose.)

Well, you see, the mistake you are making is believing a single thing the stupid AWS status board says. It is always fucking lying, sometimes in new and creative ways.

I thought idols were like…dead fictional gods?

You forgot to plug everything in.

Everyone loves CP. Tell all your friends about CP.

That’s…literally the point of clearing cookies? Do you also complain that swimming makes you wet?

…for now.

How you like them eggs, guuuurl?

Sure they might exist but the ones you buy off of That Website never are.

Are you by any chance using flat Ethernet cables? Those are not to spec and are vulnerable to radio noise. Friends don’t let friends buy and use flat Ethernet cables.

The main reason this will never happen is that the browser vendors make massive revenue and profit margins off of The Cloud and would really prefer that the core concept of a LAN just dies so you pay your rent to them.

Makes ya wonder what else it’s doing that for…