Does this break all the various security features that are the reason to use Signal in the first place?

When was the last time you heard about a large government computer outage? (I don’t count the VA because that’s broken on purpose.)

Well, you see, the mistake you are making is believing a single thing the stupid AWS status board says. It is always fucking lying, sometimes in new and creative ways.

I thought idols were like…dead fictional gods?

You forgot to plug everything in.

Everyone loves CP. Tell all your friends about CP.

That’s…literally the point of clearing cookies? Do you also complain that swimming makes you wet?

…for now.

How you like them eggs, guuuurl?

Sure they might exist but the ones you buy off of That Website never are.

Are you by any chance using flat Ethernet cables? Those are not to spec and are vulnerable to radio noise. Friends don’t let friends buy and use flat Ethernet cables.

The main reason this will never happen is that the browser vendors make massive revenue and profit margins off of The Cloud and would really prefer that the core concept of a LAN just dies so you pay your rent to them.

Makes ya wonder what else it’s doing that for…

mDNS hasn’t been a just-Apple thing for decades. Do you still call it Ren-dess-voos like the Gaston character in Beauty and the Beast?

The main problem I have is waking up in the middle of the night worrying that ICANN pulled some more stupid corrupt bullshit that only makes networking worse and breaks my config.

Just look elsewhere in this thread: someone thinks that using .honk as a joke is safe. But what about .horse? .baby? .barefoot? .cool? (I stopped scrolling through the list at this point but you can see how arbitrary and idiotic things have become.)

Ah yes, the goldenshower age of the web.