“Are you free?”

“No, the going rate is about $10 per stupid question, and double it if you don’t want a stupid answer. That’ll be $10.”

they might not talk to you anymore, but I consider that a problem solved.

Making one of my friends sit through FLCL when I’d already seen it and they hadn’t was one of the more entertaining experiences I’ve had watching anime, though.

It’s quite something when “alien on a Vespa scooter smacks a kid upside the head with an electric guitar so hard that giant robots start growing out of his forehead” is just the setup, the teaser for a series.