- Fork + soup spoon as Italian gods intended - I’m sorry, but in Italy basically noone use a spoon for spinning spaghetti. - It’s allowed for small children I think. 
 
- this is the way. - for confused people, you use the spoon as a base to spin onto. - Then remove the fork and eat what’s sitting on the spoon 
 
- Why the spoon? Are you eating from the pot? The plate is more than enough. 
 
- I eat spaghetti the best way, by encasing it in sausage casings, then eating the warm spaghetti tubes with my hands, as God intended. - I’ll start doing this too. Thanks. 
 
- NOTHING 
- Spoon. - Refuses to elaborate. 
- The blank stare for NOTHING is absolutely perfect. 
- Chopsticks - Slurp slurp 
 
- How the fuck do you eat spaghetti with a knife? - It’s like fork only but you’re able to cut up the long strands - This sounds like blasphemy, I will not entertain it (unless you have a condition that necessitates making food more accessible to you, in which case, party on dude). 
 
- You… cut it? - How do you eat spaghetti without a knife? Do you just pray that you don’t accidentally strangle your family to death with all the rogue spaghetti tentacles flying around? 
- Damned if I know, but I’ve seen people do it. I always have to remind myself NOT to make a scene and tell them how stupid they look. - I don’t eat spaghetti that much, but when I do I cut that shit up 'till it’s macaroni. I’ve also used a spoon or just a fork and managed, but with a lot of sauce that’s less convenient to me. 
 
 
- Fork then eventually transition to nothing. 
- My first thought… “is this from the guy who draw crab comic?” - *check* 
 It IS from the guy who draw crab comic
- Nr 1. That is the way. - Nr 4 should be put out of their misery. 
- Fork and knife/spoon - use the fork to spin and the other to cut off the pasta. This allows you to get a decent-sized mouthful without looking like these 4. - Also chopsticks. I could never but a friend I used to talk to swore by it. - Twirl fewer pasta noodles. - I’m just imagining you trimming a spaghetti bush on your fork with gardening sheers. 
 
- I Lady and the Tramp that shit. 
- Feet 
- I hate long noodles and will ALWAYS cut them up with a knife and eat them with a spoon. Needless to say I don’t have and spaghetti at home because fuck spaghetti. - I was once taught that you can easily cut spaghetti using a cup turned on its head. It honestly works great if you don’t mind the cup being a bit messy! - What… how… why would I want that instead of a knife? - With a cup you can cut a whole plate of spaghetti into small pieces in a couple of seconds. Doing so with a knife is much harder and takes longer. 
 
 
 
- the girl in the nothing panel looks like shes going fricking insane 












