• Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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    14 hours ago

    It may be an uncouth boast, but in the interest of medical science I feel compelled to share. I sent this to my wife and she said “there have been times where it feels like you’re poking my brain”.

    I may be a freak, but I’m no freak of nature. I share only to assure anyone lacking confidence that it really is a matter of “how you use it”.

    • TessaRekt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      12 hours ago

      As others said, they squish a lot. They almost always use the softest material of bad dragon (they have a bunch of firmness levels). When it goes in the back hole it’s bendy enough to make it around corners. In the front hole often times it just squishes down or sometimes even folds over on itself while inside.

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      16 hours ago

      Yeah, almost embarrassing to admit but it’s made to be seen so why not and i also saw some gut rearranging dildos being showed so far in that you’d think it’s hitting the stomach but it might be softer than it seems so it might only be half size when squished inside.

      • Aqivex@fedinsfw.app
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        16 hours ago

        Silicone tentacles dildos longer than a man’s arm bend and squish within. They do not rearrange guts, they enter guts and conform inside them, sillies. That’s how the uwu bulging occurs.

        The universal end we all have is easier to jam up seeds way up there. But the other orifice that not everyone has is possible too, if trickier. But stuff up past the vagina can accommodate a monster cock dildo with some difficulty pretty deep if the owner is so inclined. It is capable of rearranging itself to birth something about as big as the Hot Lobo XXXL anyways.

        A hypothetical real monster PP with the same dimensions would work slightly differently in that it would both be somewhat more able to maintain baseline rigidity, and would also probably break PP long before it broke through a diaphragm.

        Doctors are being silly and their hypothetical is not based on PP physics.

        Maybe an object of the pictured size with far more stabbing power than horse futa cock would actually have, like a metal pole or something I dunno.

        Yes you can fit those pretty far up too, coincidentally but those wouldn’t break before they break you.

        Also, use a flared base for deep insertions y’all.

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          12 hours ago

          How are the doctors being silly? Mr Cleans diagram shows penetration way up above the navel and you aren’t even arguing against that, you’re claiming the penetrator will bend or break first which is true. But the doctors are taking it at face value where the diagram basically describes impalement.

          So how are they being silly? You are both literally saying it’s impossible in different ways.

          What a weird ass thread this.

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            4 hours ago

            I’ll give you weird. Your answer can be seen in this other reply regarding the physical power required by a bipedal frame with giant monster PP attached not being there.

            That is how they are being silly, they know the human body would need more than just a giant PP to pierce the diaphragm. That is to say, the MDs are also shitposting, the licensed professions are allowed some shitposting too, as a treat.

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            4 hours ago

            Hypothetical futa cock is on a normal sized frame. Big PP no stabby with a literal horse’s musculature driving behind it.