Das ist alles nur geklaut!
'n büschen Holz, 'n büschen Stahl, 'n Seil und 'ne Schiene, fertig is die Guillotine.
Hier nimm mein Hochwähli.
Faszinierend, wie tolerant diese Kommunität angelsächsischen Kommentaren gegenüber geworden ist.
If it’s going to be a high-volume guillotine, we should probably spring for a local craftsman to make a heavy-duty, high-quality model.
But for the same money, you could get 10 from Ikea.
Even if they don’t last as long, you can run them in parallel.But what if I want to watch two different beheadings scheduled for the same time?
That’s what conference broadcasts are for.
True. But this is probably fine for casual oligarch choppers.
Ach ja, wer kennt sie nicht, die Schwedische Republik.
Das ist alles gar nicht meines
Assembling it with a tiny allen wrench takes a while. Oh, and some parts are literally paper, but somehow still functional.
there aren’t so many oligarchs we don’t need it mass produced just one should be enough
But why let them wait? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Time is money after all. And they like money.on the otherhand would be nice to make them wait in a queue no?
Ooh, ooh, televise the waiting! They like good ratings right? Line goes up! They’ll be extatic!
Ey jo ey jo!
Macht IKEA eigentlich immer noch diese Härtetests?
